Zipper down,

[RiverBend]

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A checkout chick walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the girl was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The girl thought for a moment and said:
"No, no I didn't....... but I saw a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."..

 

[wozeyjales]

Hunter shoots a duck which falls into a barnyard.
As he climbs over fence to get the duck farmer
approaches and asks him what he's doing on
his property. Hunter explains he's just getting
his duck. Farmer says hold on a minute, that
duck is on my property so it's my duck. Hunter
says we could argue this all day must be some way
to settle this. Farmer says that's simple we'll use
the country method. Hunter asks what's that?
Farmer says we take turns kicking each other in
the crotch until someone gives up. Hunter says okay
Farmer says I'll go first and kicks the hunter so hard
he drops and rolls around for a good fifteen minutes
before he's able to stand, wipe the tears from his face
and say okay, my turn. Farmer says that's okay, you
can have the duck.

 

[MuleShoe]

LOL!

 

[Mr. Booshie]

 

[imawoodsman]

LMAO!!
Thx for the LAUGHS!!
I needed them today!

 

[THREEJAYS]

Those are funny