You’ve been kidnapped.

[lokidogg]

Black Lives Matter

I just spit my tea!!!

 

[41mag]

If I posted on any social media everyone I know would know something was terribly wrong.

News bro…this IS social media

 

[Grub Master]

I would like a large order of liver, medium rare with a side side dish of cream spinach and a warm beer and I do not want the home made banana pudding.

 

[StuP]

News bro…this IS social media

To me, this is a special interest forum. Social media are sites primarily dedicated to networking and oriented to an individual entity.

 

[41mag]

To me, this is a special interest forum. Social media are sites primarily dedicated to networking and oriented to an individual entity.

Yep…you are correct. Social Media sites tend to be liberal driven too

 

[MrJim]

I'm away for a bit selling my gun collection to give the proceeds to Wayne Lapierre's legal defence fund.

This is post of the month. Maybe after Wayne gets this donation his last chance emails will stop.

 

[Control for Smilers]

Umphrey's McGee is as good as Phish.

 

[Granite3]

Excuse me, I am off to help my Ex Wife out of a crocodile infested river.

 

[User170512]

If I posted on any social media everyone I know would know something was terribly wrong.

This is technically social media.

 

[rbstern]

"Hi"

Since I don't do social media, I think that would be enough to alarm my followers. But, I have no followers;
I'm going to have to come up wth some next level **** to trick my kidnappers.

Maybe ask to use a bathroom accomodating of transgenders. My logic: If my kidnappers are liberal, they'll make a mistake while bending over backwards to accommodate. If they're conservative, they'll be disgusted enough to let me go, or temporarily distoriented, in which case I can make a break for it.