Y'all know anyone like this RANT

[TREYM]

Let me guess, he is never wrong. And when he is wrong it is still your fault. I got one of those. It's got to be his way all the time. Nobody is ever right.

 

[Targetmaster]

One of my neighbors was like that, never shut up, knew everything (so he thought) and in your face when he talked, THANK GOD he moved further away before I committed murder.. This Friend of yours, his name start with an "R"????

 

[kingsix]

In all fairness I guess I should clarify one thing. His habit of getting right in your face when talking to somebody doesn't really bother me too much.........on account of he is about 5'7" tall and I am 6'9" tall.

Next time he invades your space, rest your coffee cup on his head ..

 

[Jefo246]

In all fairness I guess I should clarify one thing. His habit of getting right in your face when talking to somebody doesn't really bother me too much.........on account of he is about 5'7" tall and I am 6'9" tall.

So he is talking up close to your crotch?? Just kidding

 

[Comanche]

I second the throat punch.

Hate close talkers.... Freaky.
Had a dude at a car show come
So close I thought he was trying to plant one on me....i backed up real fast and was like "whoa man too close."
I was so pissed that I didn't listen to another word he said while he was yapping.
I just walked away mid sentence and got away from that weirdo.

 

[SOLGardener]

I'd say "I don't have anything against your people, but I'm married."

 

[nitrousfedlx]

I always think closetalkers want to bump dickheads too!!!

Lobo1 next time he does it, say r u wanting to bump dickheads? Bahahahaha!

 

[Lobo1]

Let me guess, he is never wrong. And when he is wrong it is still your fault. I got one of those. It's got to be his way all the time. Nobody is ever right.

You nailed it. I wish I had a nickel for every time he has been proved wrong or has been showed up. But he never learns.

 

[Lobo1]

One of my neighbors was like that, never shut up, knew everything (so he thought) and in your face when he talked, THANK GOD he moved further away before I committed murder.. This Friend of yours, his name start with an "R"????

Nah. His first name is Jason. LOL

 

[Lobo1]

Next time he invades your space, rest your coffee cup on his head ..

LOL. Never thought about doing that. I promise you ,,,,,,,I am gonna do that tomorrow morning.