What's your excuse for not sheltering in place?

[batoncolle]

If you tell them your EBT card just had bennies dropped they'll be more apt to believe you.

I don't know EBT card speak, but I'll tell them I'm a baby daddy, and I need to build a crib....

 

[MNRSports]

So what's the solution?

 

[palmettomoon]

I don't know EBT card speak, but I'll tell them I'm a baby daddy, and I need to build a crib....

That's awfully domestic for a local baby daddy. Might be a hard sell. I'd say I was contracting to fix a floor "at mah girl's house" and needed materials.

 

[batoncolle]

That's awfully domestic for a local baby daddy. Might be a hard sell. I'd say I was contracting to fix a floor and needed materials.

Good thinkin. I was gonna start quotin crib dimensions and **** and they'd know I was lyin. Just keep it simple. But I'm still gonna get some funyuns and pepsi. Now I need to figure out to get to the convenience store so I can get some ring dings...

 

[ADAduckhuntr]

Buyin caulk......
Got a roof leak over at the trap house.....

 

[roundhouse]

I’m still going to my job sites
Apparently Hazardous material cleanup is an essential occupation.

 

[The Old Jaybird]

Have to admit, I'm getting a terrible hankering for a draft beer.

Turtle Creek liquor store in Winder is open, they have draft in growlers. Right next to ChickFilA on 316.

 

[Thomas Eeyore]

Because the government doesn't seem to have enough guns so we have to keep building them.

 

[robster31316]

 

[Gunanddoglover]

I got muy papers yesterday, I can go anywhere I want.