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What's your "crazy scenario" for why you prepare.

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My doomsday "get your guns" scenario is that President Bloomberg
bans the sale of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, which forces me to try to make it myself.
But, lacking the skills, I have to go out into the field kidnapping dairy farmers,
chemists, mechanical engineers, metal fabricators, and plumbers.
I will assemble these people on my thousand-acre ranch
and put them to work in an underground lair carved into the granite
200 feet underground. There, we will recreate Ben & Jerry's,
and after I've eaten my fill, I will create an ice cream distribution ring
and supply the black market with all the artery-clogging, belly-fattening
frozen treats that Americans want.


Of course I'll need a bunch of guns to defend my headquarters,
and to arm the many (disposable) henchmen I'll have guarding it.

Never thought of it that way before.... your logic is sound! Plus you’d could put a conservative spin on the ice cream branding. Proceeds from every pint goes to conservative charities....and better names for the flavors like Ronald Reagan’s Rocky Road,
 
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