What animal leaves this turd?

[payneed]

Hipsters?
Don't worry though, you have asked the ODT. 100 master turdologists will be along to help you soon.

I make house calls... for a fee...

 

[drsmile]

reptile for sure, likely a lizard. The brown is feces, the white is uric acid. The urine in most birds and reptiles is excreted with the feces.

 

[Nonliberal]

reptile for sure, likely a lizard. The brown is feces, the white is uric acid. The urine in most birds and reptiles is excreted with the feces.

You know what that white speck in bird**** is?


Its bird****

 

[Two Foot Groups]

About 1.25" long and all of them have the white speck thing. Outside a home (not mine thank God).
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Ethiopian homeless person?

 

[Foxtrot Sierra]

The thread has made me laugh out loud inappropriately in a serious work setting twice now. Thanks, ODT.