Well crap, I guess I am really getting old.

[The Old Jaybird]

Wife and I went to lunch today at the Longhorn in Winder. We asked for our check and were told that 2 ladies at an adjoining table had paid for our lunch. Very nice of them, didn't know them from "Adam", didn't even speak with them. Here's the wrinkle...they were administrators from the nursing home next door, "looking for customers", according to the waitress.

I suppose it could have been worse.....they could have been from a funeral home.

"Hey there old timer, let me buy your lunch, looks like you may not have too many more ahead of you. Have you thought about your final arrangements?"

 

[November Sierra]

Wish people would buy me longhorn.

 

[Kahrnut]

Wish people would buy me longhorn.

Do you put out?

 

[BillsCamino]

LOL

 

[STI]

Maybe those ladies were looking for a 'longhorn'...

 

[November Sierra]

Do you put out?

Hell no, that's a sin. I'm saving myself for marriage

 

[FreedomUSMC]

Hell no, that's a sin. I'm saving myself for marriage

And that, Sir, is why you have to pay for your own Longhorn.

 

[41mag]

Hell no, that's a sin. I'm saving myself for marriage

I did too....that’s why i got married at 12yo.

 

[fattboyzz]

What a deal of the day

 

[JBWJr]

As long as they don't give you the bathtub exam, you're good...