Two guys from Georgia were out hunting in the woods that overlooked their town.
One guy is looking through his scope and says, "Hey, I can see your house from here......Wait a minute, I can see right in the window and THAT'S YOUR WIFE PLAYING AROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN!!"
His buddy says, "That bitch, never trusted her since the day we married and she disappeared with the best man for an hour. Do me a favour, shoot her in the head and while you're at it shoot him in the dick."
His friend still looking through his scope, is silent for a moment and then says, "Ya know what, I think I can get 'em both with one shot."
One guy is looking through his scope and says, "Hey, I can see your house from here......Wait a minute, I can see right in the window and THAT'S YOUR WIFE PLAYING AROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN!!"
His buddy says, "That bitch, never trusted her since the day we married and she disappeared with the best man for an hour. Do me a favour, shoot her in the head and while you're at it shoot him in the dick."
His friend still looking through his scope, is silent for a moment and then says, "Ya know what, I think I can get 'em both with one shot."
