That joke is REALLY old.
A thousand bucks isn't going to cut it in today's economy. That's too close to the hundred dollars on the low end.
You can drop $1000 just taking your car in for a tune-up, and then buying groceries on the way home.
A BETTER VERSION OF THE JOKE:
Make it 100K to establish that her Hoo Ha is theoretically for rent, and then negotiate with an opening bid of $100.
A thousand bucks isn't going to cut it in today's economy. That's too close to the hundred dollars on the low end.
You can drop $1000 just taking your car in for a tune-up, and then buying groceries on the way home.
A BETTER VERSION OF THE JOKE:
Make it 100K to establish that her Hoo Ha is theoretically for rent, and then negotiate with an opening bid of $100.