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ItBeMe

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"Paddy" => probably Irish => probably drunk driving. :D


I was selected for a jury once. We arrive first thing in the morning.
After waiting about a hour, the prosecutor came in and said the accused pled guilty to drunk driving. After seeing the dashcam video. of him trying to walk.
 
Dad takes his two sons into cafe to eat lunch.
Waitress comes over and asks if they're ready to order.
9 y/o boy says:
"yeah, I want a large coke and a dammn cheeseburger".
Instantly dad reaches across table to smack him and exclaims
"what's the matter with you? You know better than that!"
Waitress tries to smooth things over by asking 6 y/o son if he's ready.
He says "I'm not quite sure yet but I do know I don't want a cheeseburger".
 
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