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[GeauxLSU]

Texas asst. coach sued over alleged monkey bite

A lawsuit has been filed against Texas assistant coach Jeff Banks and his girlfriend after her monkey allegedly bit a child on Halloween night.

www.espn.com

 

[BIKER13]

damn a monkey bit me in high school

 

[OttoMan]

lol..
Just a small message from Mother Nature saying "Leave me alone! I don't belong here!"

I do not trust ANY wild animal forced to be domestic
The other day I was in line in a bank and this guy comes in with grown Racoon on his shoulder. The ladies were all like "Oh My God!!" - I asked the Guy how did he ended up with the "thing"? He said found him as a baby, injured and took care of him. Now "He is my Baby!!" he said.

Yeah, you're right!!!

 

[Grub Master]

One but me at the Woolworths in Richmond on Friday the 13th 1963 and I haven't been able to watch a King Kong movie since.

 

[HERMET]

Pictures of girlfriend and her monkey?

 

[HERMET]

One but me at the Woolworths in Richmond on Friday the 13th 1963 and I haven't been able to watch a King Kong movie since.

Nasty foul creatures.

 

[jmartinroe]

Shock the Monkey

 

[GeauxLSU]

Pictures of girlfriend and her monkey?

Well her moniker is "pole assassin" and she was on Jerry Springer. I bet there's LOTS of pictures out there.....

 

[Gunanddoglover]

damn a monkey bit me in high school

Did the monkey survive?

 

[HERMET]

Shock the Monkey

Spank the monkey...no wait.