So much to love about this story! So much...

[kodis556]

The highlights: 1) These geniuses tried to carjack an MMA fighter, 2) They couldn't take the car because it had a manual transmission , 3) Their day ended with a K9 chomping on their balls!! HAHAHAHA...but I'm sure they are all good bois...!

Would-Be Alleged Carjackers Bested by Victim Trained in Martial Arts

A man trained in mixed martial arts (MMA) fought off three would-be alleged carjackers Tuesday in a gym parking lot in Virginia.

www.breitbart.com

 

[garypl50]

don’t you just love a happy ending

 

[aculprit]

Mental giants.

 

[Bear44]

Poor boys. It's all because of White Privilege.

 

[palmettomoon]

The highlights: 1) These geniuses tried to carjack an MMA fighter, 2) They couldn't take the car because it had a manual transmission , 3) Their day ended with a K9 chomping on their balls!! HAHAHAHA...but I'm sure they are all good bois...!

Would-Be Alleged Carjackers Bested by Victim Trained in Martial Arts

A man trained in mixed martial arts (MMA) fought off three would-be alleged carjackers Tuesday in a gym parking lot in Virginia.

www.breitbart.com

Jacob Land is obviously the "smartest" of the felons seeing as how he thought he could outrun a canine.

 

[fattboyzz]

Im shocked.

If obama had 3 sons

 

[ItBeMe]

They should have let the dog have his way with them for about 20 minutes.

 

[Freshly Minted Georgian!]

When I was younger and into martial arts some knuckle head decided he'd walk into the dojo just after closing to see what he could steal. Found one duffel bag in the locker area and started rummaging through it. To his glee, found a wallet and car keys. All was going well until the Sensei heard the noise and thinking the dojo was empty, went to check. It was actually Sensei's duffel bag, his wallet and keys.

Didn't end well for our erstwhile thief. He got beat nine ways from Sunday. His unconscious arse earned a free ride to the hospital to treat a broken arm, 6 cracked ribs and a severe concussion. Fortunately he had time to fully recover in jail, plenty of rest and relaxation time there.

 

[TresMonos]

Their mamas must be so proud of them right now....their daddy's could not be found for comment.

 

[lostchild]

So, looking at their pics, combined IQ of, maybe, 220, 240?