Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them deep into the Alaskan wilderness to hunt moose. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged four huge bull moose. The pilot returns, as arranged, to pick them up.
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the four moose. But the pilot objected. He said, "The plane can take out only two of your moose. You will have to leave two behind."
One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out four moose. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year."
Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all four moose aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"
"I think so," replied the other Redneck. "Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!"
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the four moose. But the pilot objected. He said, "The plane can take out only two of your moose. You will have to leave two behind."
One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out four moose. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year."
Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all four moose aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"
"I think so," replied the other Redneck. "Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!"
