No man has won a game of.......

[wozeyjales]

"Yeah, your eyes aren't as bloodshot as usual
especially the one in center of your forehead"

 

[Mirvin 264]

 

[basstracker89]

Sounds like the best advise one will ever get. Live long and prosper

 

[gh1950]

Learned that valuable lesson many many years ago.

Complimented the secretary on how nice her new hairdo looked, thought that was the decent thing to do.

First and immediate response. "what was wrong with the way it looked before?"

Never, ever again.

 

[BLIP]

She noticed I had a new t-shirt once

 

[lbzbeast]

mine knows that I will not notice.. unless its on her butt or boobs lol
took many years of training