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Oklahoma gun season had me hungry for this damn deer and I got fed a tag sandwich with a side order of humiliation from the bastard......not once but 3 times.
First time was after I watched him and a doe bed down mid day behind a pond dam that had a little willow tree behind it.mI had the wind in my favor and made a stock to about 50 yards to where they should’ve been. I eased up over the dam and there’s the doe looking away from me but no buck. I laid there for 1 hour and the doe slowly walked off but no buck to be seen. Completely pulled a Houdini on me. Second time I glassed him as he was working a doe in the middle of a Bermuda field probably 3/4 to 1 mile away. He was locked on to her step for step. I had 1 high spot to cross at this same distance. I had to make about 10 yards hunkered over sky lined. The second I did he throws his head up and freezes. I’m still every bit 800 yards away! I decided to just kneel down and he leaves the doe and hauls ass away from her and me. I’ve never seen a buck so committed to a doe and then said “sorry honey, date is over, I’m outta here. The 3rd time was the second to last day. I got back to my truck after morning hunt. Sat my gun in the truck, took off my orange vest, outer layer coat, took a piss, made 2 phone calls while I sat on the back of my flatbed when I look up and he is laying down next to a little cedar tree with his chin flat on the ground. The second we made eye contact he gets up running straight at me. I grab my gun and as he passes by at around 75 yards running straight away from me. The only target I had was bunghole-horribly, unethical shot but I said screw I’m gonna shove it up his ass anyway. I squeeze the trigger, it goes click, clip and shells laying in driver seat right where I put them 30 minutes earlier. I gave him the finger and about 20 F bomb filled screams and then drove home in total silence. SOB rotten mofo didnt get that big by being stupid


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Oklahoma gun season had me hungry for this damn deer and I got fed a tag sandwich with a side order of humiliation from the bastard......not once but 3 times.
First time was after I watched him and a doe bed down mid day behind a pond dam that had a little willow tree behind it.mI had the wind in my favor and made a stock to about 50 yards to where they should’ve been. I eased up over the dam and there’s the doe looking away from me but no buck. I laid there for 1 hour and the doe slowly walked off but no buck to be seen. Completely pulled a Houdini on me. Second time I glassed him as he was working a doe in the middle of a Bermuda field probably 3/4 to 1 mile away. He was locked on to her step for step. I had 1 high spot to cross at this same distance. I had to make about 10 yards hunkered over sky lined. The second I did he throws his head up and freezes. I’m still every bit 800 yards away! I decided to just kneel down and he leaves the doe and hauls ass away from her and me. The 3rd time was the second to last day. I got back to my truck after morning hunt. Sat my gun in the truck, took off my orange vest, outer layer coat, took a piss, made 2 phone calls while I sat on the back of my flatbed when I look up and he is laying down next to a little cedar tree with his chin flat on the ground. The second we made eye contact he gets up running straight at me. I grab my gun and as he passes by at around 75 yards running straight away from me. The only target I had was bunghole-horribly, unethical shot but I said screw I’m gonna shove it up his ass anyway. I squeeze the trigger, it goes click, clip and shells laying in driver seat right where I put them 30 minutes earlier. I gave him the finger and about 20 F bomb filled screams and then drove home in total silence. SOB rotten mofo didnt get that big by being stupid


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And THAT is why he is as big as he is. :nod: Still sounds like a fun season to me.
 
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