- Jun 29, 2010
- Reaction score
- Harris County Ga, 31905
A man was conducting an All Service member briefing one day, and he posed the question: “What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?”
A Sailor said, “I’d step on it.”
A Soldier said, “I’d hit it with my boot.”
A Marine said, “I’d catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.”
A Coast Guardsman said, "I'd detain it and search it for illegal contraband."
A Guardian said, "Whoa. There's scorpions in space?"
An Airman said, “I’d call room service and find out why there’s a damn tent in my room.”