I'ma have me some fun tomorrow.....Black Friday?

[spistols]

These for sale on Amazon? Fun stuff.

 

[THREEJAYS]

Just aint right. But funny

 

[fattboyzz]

Use to have em in Christian tracks. We'd put em in various places .

I'm sure those lil things took a few cussins .

Drive thru windows were my favorite place . Just fold ,drop and roll

 

[palmettomoon]

Use to have em in Christian tracks. We'd put em in various places .

I'm sure those lil things took a few cussins .

Drive thru windows were my favorite place . Just fold ,drop and roll

Yep. Used to have a table full of fat Pentecostals not one of which weighed less than 350lbs come into the Greek restaurant I worked at 26 years ago leave those tracts ($5) as their "tip" after running us to death for extra this, extra that, gallons of sweet tea, etc. I changed their disgusting behavior though. I decided one day to give them unsweetened tea since they were so fat they sweated while eating and didn't give them a single refill the entire visit. Whenever one of the manatees would ask for "mo sweet tea" I'd tell them "Sure! I'll get right on that, just give me a minute." in my sweetest voice, then ignore their fat asses while taking care of my tipping customers. Funny thing about that day. The fat pieces of shyte (9 of them) left me about $75 in tips, but no helpful "You're going to burn in Hell!" tracts.

 

[palmettomoon]

These for sale on Amazon? Fun stuff.

Etsy...
https://www.etsy.com/listing/811018616/pack-of-50-in-trump-we-trust-2020

 

[fattboyzz]

Yep. Used to have a table full of fat Pentecostals not one of which weighed less than 350lbs come into the Greek restaurant I worked at 26 years ago leave those tracts ($5) as their "tip" after running us to death for extra this, extra that, gallons of sweet tea, etc. I changed their disgusting behavior though. I decided one day to give them unsweetened tea since they were so fat they sweated while eating and didn't give them a single refill the entire visit. Whenever one of the manatees would ask for "mo sweet tea" I'd tell them "Sure! I'll get right on that, just give me a minute." in my sweetest voice, then ignore their fat asses while taking care of my tipping customers. Funny thing about that day. The fat pieces of shyte (9 of them) left me about $75 in tips, but no helpful "You're going to burn in Hell!" tracts.

I've seen people do that before . Idiots !

Seen the disgust on a young waitresses face one day ,so I waived her over and tipped her myself

I've taught my family to tip good

 

[palmettomoon]

$2,500 MAGA (Making Assholes Groan Again) bucks ready to be sprinkled on the skreets of Macongo.

 

[Redneck1919]

If you have a dash cam, park where you can record it.

 

[palmettomoon]

If you have a dash cam, park where you can record it.

I'm hooking it up in the new car today, just for this purpose, LOL!

 

[mcdougmd]

How deceitful! Wonderful idea.