I can always tell when fedex or amazon is in my area......

[aFarewellToKings]

My regular Fedex guy is good to go. The sub loves to leave everything at the end of my 100 yard driveway, half in the road.

Mine left a box of ammo at the edge of my porch. The outer edge. On a raining day.
Box was dripping wet and falling apart. Not like he could take 2 additional steps onto the porch properly.
(Only one of the inner boxes was even wet, and it contained plastic minimag boxes.)

When I lived in FL, I had a driveway that was one mile long. I had to throw the trash bags on my car on the way to work on trash day. FedEx and UPS never even considered coming down my driveway.

Guy near me, with a much shorter driveway, made a wire rig to attach his wheeled trashcan to his hitch.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

No doubt smoked a bowl of jazz cabbage beforehand.

 

[Stampede]

No doubt smoked a bowl of jazz cabbage beforehand.

He might could have gotten away with it, if the door hadn't gotten bent backwards by the tree!!

 

[BLIP]

Because there are little blue padded envelopes in your driveway.