Friends oh, I have a deer problem...

[BLIP]

The darn little @$#<&% ☆♤$#^& have been sneaking in at night and eating the tops off my tomato plants and stomping on my peppers and who knows what else could be going on out there...

Someone told me to sprinkle coyote urine oh, have you ever tried to get one of those things to pee into a barrel?

Looking for some reasonable answers...

 

[ARCman47]

I'm going with a circle of tacos, but if you give me beer, I'll come piss for free!

 

[BLIP]

I'm going with a circle of tacos, but if you give me beer, I'll come piss for free!

A warm Natty light is waiting for you sir

 

[BLIP]

I don't even bother using the inside toilet anymore I just go around my yard and let loose...
Perhaps I should be eating more asparagus.

 

[madmarinehays]

Deer tacos not an option.

 

[ARCman47]

A warm Natty light is waiting for you sir

 

[Freshly Minted Georgian!]

I rigged some trip wires with loud fireworks and electric ignition off a 9v battery. It was fun building, worked perfectly and since it's using commercial fireworks you can pick how much boom ya want pretty easily. I used m5000's. Cheap and hella loud. Before they were basically killing my fig trees eating all the leaves off.....other fruit trees too. They avoid my yard now.

 

[BLIP]

Deer tacos not an option.

Negatory not a fan of black helicopters...

 

[BLIP]

I rigged some trip wires with loud fireworks and electric ignition off a 9v battery. It was fun building, worked perfectly and since it's using commercial fireworks you can pick how much boom ya want pretty easily. I used m5000's. Cheap and hella loud. Before they were basically killing my fig trees eating all the leaves off.....other fruit trees too. They avoid my yard now.

I really like your idea.

 

[ARCman47]

I don't even bother using the inside toilet anymore I just go around my yard and let loose...
Perhaps I should be eating more asparagus.

That's how I roll!