Fingers at Wal-Mart half off

[canoecanoe]

She must be applying for this:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/roo/5389885471.html

Wanted:

Large, plain woman with low expectations, no kids, and brings own condoms. Long term relationship desired.(credit for original thread to @ Crubear)

 

[Allsmiles]

Can you imagine having to send that accident report to corp and OSHA? DJD.

 

[sniper22]

Why would a walmart employee try to detain someone? They surely don't make enough money for stuff like that and will probably end up getting sued over it.

 

[banjo.1313]

so. i pulled this story up and right there was an advertisement for "healthy food for children". well placed!

 

[BIKER13]

I thinks I would have blown her brains out if she bit me

 

[rockyfatcat]

This is the result when we as a country fail to punish criminals in a way that deters them from participating in our society in an acceptable manner.

24 hours in a set of stocks would leave a lasting impression

 

[fattboyzz]

 

[musket]

I'm surprised she needs condoms. The real need is a sack to put over that head.

 

[BIKER13]

I'm surprised she needs condoms. The real need is a sack to put over that head.

2 bagger

 

[DerekB711]

condoms and lube for the 71 year old driver of the car hahahahaha