Must be newly weds if she's bringing golf clubs up in conversation.
After a year or so he'd just find them missing after the yard sale.
Reminds me of the fella that goes to a Sadie Hawkins dance
at the community center. Lady asks him to dance, after a few
tunes she tells him "you're a very good dancer, you remind me
of my 4th husband."
He replies "oh really? how many times have you been married?"
She says "three".