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Dear Poachers of the world,

That I'm a little grumpy this morning. Plus I don't normally drink coffee and I have the jitters.

Sounds like somebody didn’t get laid last night…. :boink:


Hopefully they got the message this morning and won’t be back buddy trespassers are scum. Hell one year I had someone sitting in my damn stand on open morning hunting the food plot I spent the money and time planting. Pretty sure they crapped themselves when I fired off my Glock right behind the stand they were in
 
Not yet, but I'm sure they would given the chance.
I just hate that I have to wake up, even though I don't hunt, at the asscrack before the asscrack of dawn, break out the thermals and spotlights, and go patrol my own property. Mother ****ers can't beat me to a job but they can try to beat me out of some free hunting.

It's an every year battle man. I posted my property even though you shouldn't have to and that's no deterrent.

Like I've said, I love hunters, believe they are good and necessary, but I hate poachers with every fiber of my being. Way I see it, if you'll poach a deer, you'll **** a baby. Scumbags

Not yet, but I'm sure they would given the chance.
I just hate that I have to wake up, even though I don't hunt, at the asscrack before the asscrack of dawn, break out the thermals and spotlights, and go patrol my own property. Mother ****ers can't beat me to a job but they can try to beat me out of some free hunting. It's an every year battle man. I posted my property even though you shouldn't have to and that's no deterrent.

Like I've said, I love hunters, believe they are good and necessary, but I hate poachers with every fiber of my being. Way I see it, if you'll poach a deer, you'll **** a baby. Scumbags.
I know I said id like to hunt on your property, this includes poachers!
 
I pray to everything Holy,
That, somehow by the grace of God, you are caught, your rifle is seized and sold to fund DNR, your truck is seized and given to your wife's boyfriend (Your brother), and that you spend some time in lockup.
I further pray to the Heavens,
That, while interred, you contract the AIDS virus through a horrible and violent gang anal raping. I don't mean the "good" AIDS that the sodomites get that somehow grants them eternal life and endless welfare checks, but the bad AIDS like Tom Hanks had in that movie.
Moreover I pray,
That, while spending many months suffering in a horribly dirty and poorly funded recovery ward, complications from the massive anal tears and infections lead to your slow and painful death.
Finally I ask,
That, after your gruesome and horrible death, you spend an everlasting eternity deep in the bowels of Hell in a special place reserved for the low and feeble likes of you. A place reserved for your wicked and pathetic souls, exactly where poachers belong. A place in Hell directly below the pedophiles and slightly above the lawyers.

And God bless momma, and daddy, and all the children of the world, except those conceived by poachers.

Amen

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Amen.
 
Quite detailed. Either you’ve meditated at length on this or your mind naturally has clear thoughts as to how divine vengeance should be carried out. Either way I’m glad that we have a God who is long suffering with His children and forgives them their trespasses when they repent and flee from their former wicked ways. I have done things in the past you might find unsavory but I have reformed. Not under the compulsion of law but of a burdened conscience. God bless you and yours sir, may you walk blameless before God as your nature may not be such that appreciates the need for forgiveness by the fallen, which, if we are to believe the Apostle Paul, and I do, is all of us.
 
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I just hate that I have to wake up, even though I don't hunt, at the asscrack before the asscrack of dawn, break out the thermals and spotlights, and go patrol my own property. Mother ****ers can't beat me to a job but they can try to beat me out of some free hunting. It's an every year battle man. I posted my property even though you shouldn't have to and that's no deterrent.
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This land is your land,
this land is my land.

Before you bought it,
I've gone an' stalked it.

You make the payments
And mow the grass, I, see.



But that land was made
for you and me!


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I'll share, bro. Can't you share too?
 
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