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Dad joke.......
- Thread starter Dingo
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I want to laugh really i do
LOL !
Sex at different stages:
Dating sex - anywhere, any place, any time
Honeymoon sex - nobody sees either of you
Newlywed sex - every room in the house on every piece of furniture
Married sex - You know the old idiom about jelly beans in the jar
Senior sex - well, it is what it is. Which leads to......
Hallway Sex - you pass each other in the hallway and say "@#$% you" to each other...
two new dads looking at the new babies thru the nursery window.
One asked the other which baby is his, he points her out.
Oh she's cute as a button, have you picked out a name yet?
Other says well we were thinking about naming her after Lee Harvey Oswald.
One thought that choice is a bit odd but said "Lee is a nice name for a girl."
Other says " actually we are thinking of calling her Patsy"
One asked the other which baby is his, he points her out.
Oh she's cute as a button, have you picked out a name yet?
Other says well we were thinking about naming her after Lee Harvey Oswald.
One thought that choice is a bit odd but said "Lee is a nice name for a girl."
Other says " actually we are thinking of calling her Patsy"
Understand and agree. Thanks.
That's about the level of humor in a lot of families! Lol.
