So our dude in on a solo out of town trip, and he decides he would like a little action..
so he goes down to the hotel bar, and there is this attractive redhead sitting there, all by herself. Being the suave sophisticate he is, he sits down next to her, and after a bit asks her if he can buy her a drink.
She says, "O.K. but there's something you should know, I'm a lesbian."
He says, "what that?"
She says, "well, let me explain it to you. See that cute blonde bartender? You know what I like to do to her? I'd like to slowly unbutton her blouse, snap open her bra, fondle each of her perky breasts, then kiss each one until her nipples are hard, then slowly move down that flat stomach"
All of sudden she realizes that the dude is sobbing and crying like a baby, so she turns to him and asks "What's wrong?"
"Oh my God." he cries out, "I'm a lesbian too."
so he goes down to the hotel bar, and there is this attractive redhead sitting there, all by herself. Being the suave sophisticate he is, he sits down next to her, and after a bit asks her if he can buy her a drink.
She says, "O.K. but there's something you should know, I'm a lesbian."
He says, "what that?"
She says, "well, let me explain it to you. See that cute blonde bartender? You know what I like to do to her? I'd like to slowly unbutton her blouse, snap open her bra, fondle each of her perky breasts, then kiss each one until her nipples are hard, then slowly move down that flat stomach"
All of sudden she realizes that the dude is sobbing and crying like a baby, so she turns to him and asks "What's wrong?"
"Oh my God." he cries out, "I'm a lesbian too."
