Conspiracy theory - Razors

[blazedawg87]

I been on this site a long time, never once have i seen so many people talk about one mans sac.

I expect a "bald goat" will appear before long

 

[GFB]

This is heading down the path toward a smoothest “bat wing” photo contest.

 

[Nonliberal]

I been on this site a long time, never once have i seen so many people talk about one mans sac.

I expect a "bald goat" will appear before long

This is heading down the path toward a smoothest “bat wing” photo contest.

OK,OK one of my favoritest things to do in my youth (well I had two approaches to the same end) was tell people I had a Louis Vouitton(?) tattooed ballsac. I could literally get a dozen people to gather round to see my balls. They would stare for a full 10 seconds before someone would finally acknowledge there was no tattoo It was a good joke and after you get someone with it, they would want to be in on it. My sac had a fanbase in the bar scene of my youth.
My greatest trick was to get a whole room to lean in as close as they could to hear me make a whistling sound with my penis. It was quiet, barely audible, so you had to get close. I bet I have pulled those tricks combined 100 times in my life. The tattoo one still gets brought up today but I'm not as quick to whip out the tackle. I could just pull up my pants leg a little these days though.

Ahh, good times

 

[Barbwire]

Gillette???
C'mon man, I wouldn't grace a Gillette with my sac

Oh me!! I had forgtten about that but maybe some of them would offer to shave "Sack Boy".

You never know!

 

[Barbwire]

OK,OK one of my favoritest things to do in my youth (well I had two approaches to the same end) was tell people I had a Louis Vouitton(?) tattooed ballsac. I could literally get a dozen people to gather round to see my balls. They would stare for a full 10 seconds before someone would finally acknowledge there was no tattoo It was a good joke and after you get someone with it, they would want to be in on it. My sac had a fanbase in the bar scene of my youth.
My greatest trick was to get a whole room to lean in as close as they could to hear me make a whistling sound with my penis. It was quiet, barely audible, so you had to get close. I bet I have pulled those tricks combined 100 times in my life. The tattoo one still gets brought up today but I'm not as quick to whip out the tackle. I could just pull up my pants leg a little these days though.

Ahh, good times

On second thought, you probably would have made a really good politician.

 

[blazedawg87]

On second thought, you probably would have made a really good politician.

Hes like a southern Anthony Weiner... Without the sex offender status

 

[BDR1]

we are TOO DANG MUCH ALIKE.. my buds say I have FULL GROWN HOG BALLS.. when I was in my teens

 

[Bluescraft]

Always wanted to try, never did

Always want to try the razor or shaving the sac???

 

[joel2000]

A just stroped 6/8 shorty straight will get the adrenaline pumping

 

[lostchild]

I think some of you guys are just fantasizing about the feel of that smooth, soft sac sliding around on your chin.