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Boudreaux Mid Term Exam

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Boudreaux was in an advanced Biology class at LSU and was taking his mid-term exam. The last question was, “Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.”
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
Boudreaux was really hard pressed to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for a child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then Boudreaux was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground to where the cat can't get to it.
 
Boudreaux was in an advanced Biology class at LSU and was taking his mid-term exam. The last question was, “Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.”
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
Boudreaux was really hard pressed to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for a child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then Boudreaux was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground to where the cat can't get to it.
Good one.
 
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