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And that is why I'm sleeping on the couch this time

Wow!! With friends like that you don't need enemies......Mine's a pain, but they all are. But mine's a saint compared to that. Gee, I'd be better off single in comparison.....You're a saint.......Don't let her forget it.....
 
Someone once told me....

"The squeaky wheel wants YOUR attention, as you should provide the attention. "If your wheel is not squeaking to you, then sure as shiite, it is squeaking to someone else and is getting the attention.

"At the end of the day, always keep WD-40 around, and life will be good.".
 
Someone once told me....

"The squeaky wheel wants YOUR attention, as you should provide the attention. "If your wheel is not squeaking to you, then sure as shiite, it is squeaking to someone else and is getting the attention.

"At the end of the day, always keep WD-40 around, and life will be good.".
KY works better, and probably doesn’t sting as much.
 
a. When she finally stops yakkin' just give her the 1000 yard stare
and say "huh?". Then see if she repeats the same list of questions
or hits you with a completely different set.
b. Say those are my fleas but I never seen that cat before.
c. We have a washing machine? Try the flashlight in the kitchen drawer.
d. I'm fine, thanks for asking. How are you tonight?
 
a. When she finally stops yakkin' just give her the 1000 yard stare
and say "huh?". Then see if she repeats the same list of questions
or hits you with a completely different set.
b. Say those are my fleas but I never seen that cat before.
c. We have a washing machine? Try the flashlight in the kitchen drawer.
d. I'm fine, thanks for asking. How are you tonight?
Or,
e. “dam, I’m horny. You feelin‘ frisky?”
 
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