a True Friend

[wozeyjales]

Looooong time ago while washing car in driveway heard
phone in house ring. Thinking it might be important I sprinted
to the door, opened it and grabbed phone on wall just inside door.
Hello? Mr. Jales, how are you? fine who's this? Today you can win
an all expense paid trip to________ if you can answer the following
question.(watching soap dry on car) Okay what is it?
Which president was killed while in office. Eisenhower, Truman, Kennedy
or Johnson? Without hesitation I blurted out 'Truman' After a short silence
he said "you got that wrong!" to which I answered well I guess I don't win
anything and hung up. Had to smile as i went back to car. Imagine that guy
thinking what a dumbass, doesn't know Kennedy was shot while president.

 

[Klif]

I press the button to talk to someone, when they start I tell them to stop, I'm blind and the only thing I drive is my guide dog and he came with a good warranty.

But, next day they call back and I give them the same story.

I'm not blind, just don't see or hear well enough to be talking to much anyone.