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  1.

    If there ever was a reason to stop going to McDonald's.

    I think so. My “wave” would probably turn out to be more like a splatter on the back of the bowl. I would be “riding a tide” of my own liquified feces.
  2.

    If there ever was a reason to stop going to McDonald's.

    Noooooooope! I learned my lesson about Krystal in college. The things this food does to your gut…not good. My only two fast food options are Chick-fil-A and Jimmy John’s. I’m not too sure about JJ either now that I think about it.
  3.

    In case you need Halloween candy ideas for annoying neighborhood kids or coworkers…….

    There’s a time and place to eat Brussel sprouts. The time is never. The place is nowhere. Gross little fart nuggets.
  4.

    In case you need Halloween candy ideas for annoying neighborhood kids or coworkers…….

    That outta (b)rustle some Jimmie’s and sprout some rage.
  5.

    Move over, buddy….

    It’s called a ram for a reason

  6. Worst ODT EXPERIENCE

    I tested the waters once. They were cold so I didn’t sail anything. Worst. Experience. Ever. Went back in the safe.

  7. Mile high club?

    “Please fold your tray tables and lock your seat in an upright position as we prepare for wankoff.”

  8. Looking for good hacker

    Ready!
  9.

    ODT challenge of the day

    Meth Cab for Cutie
  10.

    ODT challenge of the day

    Five-Finger Meth Punch
  11.

    Holding Hands Conversation, looks Like....

    One chair is a footrest
  12.

    I’ll just leave this here........

    His brother’s wife did...just sayin’.

  13. All my life I've heard the town of Bremen pronounced

    All Ben Eee But Agony all suffices.
  14.

    Caption This . . . . . .

    No one yet has mentioned that hot thicc girl in white dress. She thick wid it. And she ain’t some gargantuan ogre about to eat you up with her privates. Y’all need to focus for real!!!
  15.

    Caption This . . . . . .

    They all ****able when they is horizontal.
  16.

    Learning is fundamental

    They know how to reed reel good. Your going to learn some reel good grammar hear.
  17.

    One stop shopping for your Coronavirus memes.

    Yes but TP is at a premium right now
  18.

    One stop shopping for your Coronavirus memes.

    Intrigued and disgusted at the same time. The thought of this makes my tummy hurt.

  19. I think this will be the all-time champion sweetheart felon....

    She ugly
  20.

    Can you tell I'm bored?

    But did you win?
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