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  1. HAVE YOU BEEN THRU THE ODT RETRAINING CAMP

    fixed it for you.. i cant believe a am still forced to correct your screwups....
  2. eat on the run

    :puke::puke:
  3. Mod Warnings

    it happens when you look down when you pee...and only see a stream shooting out of the zipper hole...
  4. Pre Cell Phone Pooping

    i read "no easy day " on the hopper. not in one sitting, but in about a week.... i am not a phone player, so i dont use my phone on the crapper.. but then again i pee standing up....
  5. Local government efficiency

    not just that. its everything......i could not get into my email and reset my password, it sent a verification code to the very email i could not get into... could not get into the email without the code....
  6. Safety Sallys

    i dont mind a safety, i dont like striker fired, i shoot better with a hammer. dont know why but i do.. i like the da/sa. i carried a 26 for a long time, i but a slider lock in it. but i was carrying it holster less with a clip draw.
  7. Safety Sallys

    well if you a goose and 2 geese you should have a moose and 2 meese
  8. Oppenheimer wins 7 Oscars!!!!!

    lucky i took my wife, she kept falling asleep. every time i would wake her up see wanted to stay... i almost left her there......
  9. Oppenheimer wins 7 Oscars!!!!!

    categories are Most 1 boring 2 stupid 3 too long 4 over rated 5 vomit inducing 6 hard to follow, because (see #1) 7 likely to be walked out on because you dont care how it ends. oppinheimer... it had boobies in it, and i still wont watch it again.....
  10. **** house poets, come forth

    and for the porta pottie folks. sinks too low, soap smells funny..
  11. **** house poets, come forth

    i will trade you two blind crabs for one that can walk...
  12. **** house poets, come forth

    here i sit with my cheeks a flexin" give'in birth to another Texan
  13. **** house poets, come forth

    as i sit in stinkin" vapor i look up to find not toilet paper though my schedule will not linger look out @$$ here comes my finger...
  14. Yall need a scooter ?

    ever see a Harley run for an hour?
  15. Yall need a scooter ?

    hey back off Harleys.... i had a guy come into my shop with a Harley....the fastest bike i have ever seen... that sucker would run 100 miles a minute..... next post...
  16. Nice try ATF…

    you should have said yea. then call a pro 2a law enforcement and a tv station.... sell them a airsoft one and then bust them, its the ATF or one of Joe's imported terrorist. either way it would be a good grab and a funny story....
  17. Never mind.

    yea but you wont remember you picked it, or that you got caught.
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