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  1. Hitler pissed about the snow in Atlanta

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahhahahahahahahaahahahahahah
  2. War on the u.s.a.!!!!!

    Alabama Declares War on the USA President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in Mobile , and I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially...
  3. Weirdest things people have found in the woods

    it was not in the woods but in a bar one nite i found a woman she was another mans wife but i brought her home anyway
  4. Student who obtained 0% on an exam

    hahahahahahahahaahahahahahah lol lol
  5. The ODTs other mantra :)

    any yankees out there??
  6. Thank God for guns!!!

    Hahahah thats funny white are black!!!
  7. how can i find a member ???

    Hens cant inbreed!!
  8. 31 things

    31 THINGS THAT YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 31. When I retire, I'm movin' north. 30. Oh, I just couldn't'! She's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this...
  9. Show & tell

    Show and Tell A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object that represented their religion to share with the class. The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this...
  10. The Usher

    The Usher An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row, please," she answered. "You really don't want to do that," the usher said...
  11. Rabbi&a priest

    The Picnic A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic.. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi.. "You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why...
  12. Why go to church???

    Why Go to Church? One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked. I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don't like me, and (2), I don't like them." His mother...
  13. OMG shoot me now!!

    Dont have to make mine the nite before got a bunn takes 2 min,s and its done
  14. Hope your not a winner!!

    The Washington Post 's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a...
  15. No any nuns?

    A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TOCHICAGO . SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE WHAT IT TELLS ME.' SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE, STEPPED UP...
  16. Chicken crossing

    Why did the chicken cross the road? SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because gosh-darn it, he's a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because...
  17. My south

    its symbolic of valor,,just in case you run into him again
  18. I love email scammers!

    hahahahah thats funny!
  19. You will love the end of this video ;}~

    thats funny! hahahah thanks redneck lafayette joe
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