Oh don’t even.......I went back to a gallon milk jug and a funnel years ago. The thought of some snowflake’s head exploding while watching me at a gas pump with a milk jug tickles me zhitless.
Funeral processions......... you pull over to the shoulder and STOP when you meet a funeral procession. When the procession has passed you proceed AFTER the person that pulled over in front of you has safely pulled back on the road. If you screw this up you’re going to hell on a lightered stump...