Best way to piss her off is to remarry her.
Because my happiness is her misery!
Or just marry a younger and hotter woman like what @ADAduckhuntr did!
#goals
Again, 1st who I am after.....A tall leggy woman that is great with her creative hands.
2nd is who I end up with..... A bigmouth woman, with razor teeth, that is constantly yelling at me!