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  1.

    pick one

    Welp, would probably end up in jail if I was around the top left choice. The hot chick on the right would have me in the poor house in no time. The fake horse probably wouldn't live long after "it" received it's shots and had to live on horse feed. So I'll go with the beauty on the bottom right.
  2.

    What men think about….

    Bacon, where is the bacon???

  3. Indiana man found with handgun hidden in his rectum after being taken into custody

    Maybe he was hunting gerbles and his gun got stuck..... (going wash my hands after typing that)
  4.

    I don’t think that duct tape works here….

    Obviously it won't work duh!!! Everyone knows the idiot mechanic should have wrapped the duct tape all the way around the wing....
  5.

    Yes they are for sale.

    Do they come with the dog and accessories shown?
  6.

    Are you an alcoholic?

    I feel so much better about the Bourbon in my hand. I had to ask my wife to find the wine for me. BTW, if anyone knows of a good deal on a tent and sleeping bag let me know, it's cold out here.
  7.

    WOW, that’s gonna hurt

    An itchy throat that is...
  8.

    I Know What I Got, So No Lowballin’ Version 2

    Wow, that's pretty damn harsh.... I think you passed the double dog dare and went straight to the triple dog dare.
  9.

    The wives always know...

    Is your wife up for trade??? :becky:
  10.

    I Know What I Got, So No Lowballin’ Version 2

    Adds value and I think you might say makes it "rare"
  11.

    I Know What I Got, So No Lowballin’ Version 2

    Great deal, good guy to work with. Just to far away.

  12. Trades

    Who ever thougt bread would cost more than 9mm

  13. FS/FT (Insert Gun Here) (Insert High Price Here)

    When did they start the "Karen" thread and how did this get on here instead.

  14. You ever have a nightmare so bad..................

    To many times

  15. Ammo...

    9mm, but whereabouts are you located?
  16.

    Hitch Bomb!

    I keep mind along with the skin it has collected from my shin in the tool room. It only comes out when I've been drinking or need to tow something.
  17.

    Constipated? Take a ride on this sumbitch!

    NO, NOPE, NO WAY!!! But it would do the trick, I'm sure.

  18. A riddle for 1/30/20

    Must be slow this morning, had to read it several times before I figured it out.

  19. Murica! US troops drink Iceland capital’s entire beer supply in one weekend

    USA!! USA!! USA!!

  20. Help! I' scared!

    Think I'd rather play Russian roulette with a 1911 than do a triple with them.
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