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    Oh, nurrrse….

    Don't worry sunshine, that's about to change! You just bought yourself a 22 franc catheter and no pain meds for a week.
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    Need a bucket of rats?

    Wonder if I can find a bucket big enough to catch dozens of Democrats, will just put EBT cards in the bottom as bait.
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    Three scary words

    It works even better after a woman gets a pelvic exam, I always go into a room 5 to 10 minutes after a woman gets a pelvic exam and tell her the doctor is running late, he got tied up in a trauma. The look on their face is priceless! 🤣
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    FYI

    Although objects "accidentally " finding their way into people's rectums is still not as screwed up as being told by a 22yr old PREGNANT female that she is nonbinary and her preferred pronouns are he and him. We get all the crazies in the ER
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    FYI

    And yes, we do silently judge you and laugh at you
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    Dyson cleaner

    Yep, they always wind up in the ER where they are secretly judged and ridiculed by ER doctors and nurses. And this week's dumbass award goes to...
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    I always wanted an Sks

    Absolutely, it's definitely a regular occurrence. Pretty soon that will be the new ODT threat for items not selling. Instead of " back into the safe it goes" it will be" if it doesn't sell, into the river it goes".
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    Earl said this will work.

    Earl' went on to become Biden's chief economic and policy advisor due to his high level of ingenuity. He is currently focusing his ingenuity on rebuilding our infrastructure.
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    Late getting home last night

    Yep, that is exactly the message she was trying get across... I can hear the trauma call now. Don't worry, we will sedate and intubate you before we rush you to the OR for emergency surgery.
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    A woman is seeking $1 million from GEICO

    Now if I could just find a good lawyer to help me sue for emotional distress since I am the one who has to deal with the individuals that are seriously injured in car accidents. Since I'm reasonable, and not a greedy man, I think that a flat rate of $25,000 per trauma case is fair. Since I deal...

  11. Be careful when posting pictures of items for sale... Arrested for meth

    At least it wasn't a large rainbow colored butt plug; so it can always be worse.
  12.

    Alabama Gender Reveal……

    I'm just wondering how she would have pulled that off if was twins. Got to admit though... that was original!
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    Really, haw many confused people needed the edit?…….

    So unnecessary, everyone knows that penguins don't play Bagpipes, they prefer drums and guitars.
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    Mask wearing explained for the unbelieving

    Whenever they ask me at a store if I need a mask I just tell them " hell no, I'm an ER nurse, mask are for the candy ass ICU nurses".
  15.

    Kangaroo boxing to the max.

    Pfffft, I'm not impressed. Now when ole boy goes a few rounds with this guy, then I will be impressed!
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    North Korea, the threat is real!

    I'm 99.999% sure that is a North Korean and not Chinese flag; I did spend a year in Korea and am pretty sure of what a North Korean flag looks like.
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    North Korea, the threat is real!

    Exactly, and with Chinese support we could not defeat them again. Unfortunately, China and Russia have both surpassed us militarily and are just looking for an excuse to flex their muscle and show the world that they the baddest boys on the block. While Americans continue to burn our own cities...
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    North Korea, the threat is real!

    They don't have to touch us, just annihilate, or severely damage, South Korea which would completely collapse the world economy. Seoul is a city of 9.7million people, whom the vast majority of live in massive apartment buildings, and is within artillery and rocket range of North Korea. They only...
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    North Korea, the threat is real!

    I spent a year stationed in Korea, that was research enough for me, I can tell you for a fact that the South Korean ROK soldiers were way more fit and disciplined than the American soldiers, and they respected and feared the North Koreans. I'd helluva lot rather fight a fat, lazy soldier than a...
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    North Korea, the threat is real!

    I wouldn't laugh too hard, I couldn't help but to notice that I did not see one overweight person in their formation; none of the North Korean females were obese and had cellulite rolls jiggling when they marched. Go watch a formation of American military females march, I guarantee you will see...
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