Mine likes to molest stuffed animals in the middle of the living room of course. He's the reason my wife threw all the throw pillows on the couch away.
If ya''ll run across any of these left wing moon bats... Let them now I have free charcoal lighter fluid and matches to help get there protest started and provide me with meme material
Sometimes after a few bourbon that little devil pops up on my shoulder with a stupid idea, experience has taught me to keep walking, don't even stop too consider that shyte
Had no idea it was a earthquake. The bedroom door started rattling, thought it was the furnace causing it. Got up folded up some tp and wedged it in the door and went back to bed