BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last...
You fools you should do like I’ve been doing for a years when I need to work on something I go and borrow the tools from whoever friends whatever that way if I lose them or break them, I just say oh well. So much cheaper that way.
You know you're from Redneck Country when.....
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same
tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with
a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the...