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  1. Favorite Boortzisms

    Many folks think that "Boo Got Shot" was scripted, but it was not. That event actually happened in the public housing area of College Park. I know a lot of the folks involved: Boo, "my cousin Punkin'", et. al. Royal Marshall's translation was priceless. I miss him. RIP.
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    Why ?……

    I remember "bb gun fights". By the rules, you were only allowed to give the ol' Crosman three pumps, but then you'd hear that ass-hat from down the street "clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack" on his. There always had to be one to ruin it....

  3. Celebratory Gunfire

    As one who lives where folks just shoot up in the air for New Years, July 4th, Juneteenth, and Tupac's birthday, I just realized something: One can buy fireworks for 70% off at the kiosk in the Walmart parking lot before any major holiday. Inside the store, they're selling 9mm for full-price...
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    Tattoo fails…

    For some reason, many of these folks are photographed standing in front of a cinder block wall. I wonder if those are booking photos. Just saying.... <26-year cop with tongue firmly planted in cheek>
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    At least he let her??? finish....part 2

    I saw that one coming. I have worked a couple of similar crimes....
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    Underwear for men who support gun control.

    “Nice Camel Toe, Bro!”

  7. In The Shuffling Madness...

    Cool bit about Ian Anderson: Andrew Lincoln ("Rick" from The Walking Dead) is his son-in-law.
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    Tattoo fails…

    It reminds me of the old joke: An old soldier is on a subway. One of "these folks" comes on board and sits across from the vet. He catches the guy staring at him and sneers, "What's the matter old man? Never seen anything like this before?". The vet replies, "Nah Kid. Once, when I was in...
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    Post up your humorous sign translations

    Or... Slight Tap On Pedal
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    Post up your humorous sign translations

    "Not a thuck was given at the Sign Shop that morning". (This is not a Photoshop job, I promise. I took that picture myself.)
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    Tattoo fails…

    This girl couldn't give away a bj at the front gate of Camp Lejeune.... (If you're not aware, most G.I.'s have the policy of "I've never had a 10, but one night, I had five 2's....".)
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    Don’t worry about the genetically modified chicken

    Buddy Hackett used to tell a hilarious joke about 3-legged chickens. A video of him telling the joke on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson" is on YouTube.
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    The good old days

    Paul Lynde was certainly ahead of his time. Today, he'd just be another "out-of-the-closet schlep competing with Caitlyn Jenner for attention", but back then, OH BOY!!
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    That will make you happy.

    I hate when the door-check lady WATCHES you scan your purchases and then stops you at the door to check the receipt. I told the last one "Ma'am, y'all are forcing me to do the work. You are now checking my work, becoming my de facto Supervisor. We now have an Employer/Employee relationship...
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    Burying The M.I.L into concrete, was it?

    Not many places offer "green" burials. The only two that I know of are Milton Fields in Milton and Honey Creek Woodlands at the Monastery in Conyers. The Monastery does burials for the public, not just for those in the monastic life. I do like the idea of NOT inserting a couple of gallons of...
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    Burying The M.I.L into concrete, was it?

    A common misconception with burials is that the casket/vault is under 6 feet of dirt. Not quite.... The hole is close to 6 feet deep, but by the time you put the vault and casket in it, there's only 18-24 inches of dirt on top of it. It doesn't take a lot to pop one of those units out of the...
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    Wait, tell me more about these dancing sandwiches…

    Reminds me of an old joke: A fella walks into an establishment. He sees a pretty lady working behind the bar. On the wall is a sign that says "Ham-and-Cheese Sandwiches $2. Roast Beef Sandwiches $3. Handj*bs $10.". He asks, "Hey, are you the lady that gives the handj*bs?". She replies...

  18. The writers strike is ov...

    I will say this: The first Writer's Strike that I remember (in the early- to mid-90's, IIRC) FUBAR'ed TV for a long time. It was during that situation that "reality TV" became a thing. We can thank that strike for forcing us to care about The Osbournes, Alaskan Gold Hunters, Tuna Fishermen...
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    I have this problem…

    Aging isn't for wimps....
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    No No No…just No

    Imagine if you can: You're riding along on your fancy wasp bike. Approaching you in the opposite lane is an 18-wheeler, empty but trucking along at 75 mph, generating LOTS of wind wake. That huge gust of air hits your "wings". Can anybody say "tank-slapper"?
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