Just so you have a reference...
https://www.upi.com/Archives/1995/10/30/Braves-victory-parade-under-way/6370815029200/
The other most recent championship this city won, had a parade on, you guessed it, Monday...
Heh, so... bunch of dudes walking around, not doing anything for the majority of the game, coming up short every year, in a sport only played in their home country = straight, but winning in a sport that doesn’t stop but for one break, played all over the world = gay.
I guess the next thing...