While in Rota we were strolling past a few ladies who invited us by saying " Come with me sailor I give you something you never had..." I responded... Oh whats that ... Leprosy? Thats when the problem started....
I've had a beard since my introduction into the Brotherhood of the Phin. Our worship of Poseidon requires it. Along with dietary laws, we drink coffee in the morning and beer at anytime. Oh and free access to loose women.
Those looking at the "Law" should know this trumps it...
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely...