Biker, you bring the babes. At a meeting of the 78th Highland Frasers, 2nd Battalion of Foot, the QuarterMaster reported on the latest order of red/white diced stockings. He rose from his chair, faced the group and proudly announced, "the hose have arrived".
There is a troglodyte running around in this system that jams up my back to search efforts after reading a thread. It's probably Feinstein and company reading our inputs.