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    OK! So who is this?

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    Truth in advertising

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  3. What would this be called?

    What came first, you or the egg? Why did you cross the road? Why does everything tase like you?
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    Almost deer season...

    Get the farm prepared...

  5. Good salesman

    Coming out of the store the other day and a crackhead pulled me aside; Him; Hey man, I got that good good for you Me: What you got Him: You look like you could use a computer Me: What kind you got Him: I got that one with the fruit on it Me: Oh! A MacBook. How much Him: I usually charge...

  6. I'm disappointed

    I got one of my weekly calls from the car warranty folks checking in with me. I told him I just bought a 2022 Tesla. He hung up before I could tell him how great it is. :D
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    Amazing!

    The amount of power it must take to do this.

  8. Credit card security

    I don't have to worry about all of the hi-tech security on my credit card. It simply says "DECLINED". They ain't getting nothing from that card!
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    What should I do?

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  10. Long John Silver

    Is there a secret society somewhere that is keeping this joint open? Do you know anyone who eats there? Asking for a friend.

  11. Long John Silver

    Is there a secret society somewhere that is keeping this joint open? Do you know anyone who eats there? Asking for a friend.
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    I didn't know this.

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    Back to the future

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  14. What a coincidence!

    A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champaign. The woman said, "How strange. I also just ordered a glass of champaign." "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, "It is a special day for me. I am celebrating." "It is a special day for me too, I...
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    Amber Alert

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    Shark Week on National Geographic and

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  17. IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT...

    JUST PRAY THAT ONE OF YOUR KIDS DON'T UNPLUG YOUR LIFE SUPPORT TO CHARGE THEIR IPAD.

  18. THINGS I HAVE LEARNED...

    Never take all of the blame for a failed relationship. It takes two people to mess things up. So blame her and her mother.

  19. I wonder...

    So, I go outside and i'm greeted with the sight of my neighbor with the big titties doing gardening work again topless. I wonder if his wife knows about this?
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    On Fathers Day...

    All fathers can eat for free at Chic-fil-A. Be sure to get there early tho. There will be a line.
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