I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America...
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up.
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the...
Mine will be in next week:cool:
New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold...
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men...
Man i am getting my wife one of these maybe two.
Oh yeah and get this, they will be coming out with one called the counterpart for men........I will stick with the one for the Mrs!
Get the full scoop - see the link.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/23/emergency-remove-bra/
Anybody out there interested in a Not Safe For Work section? We could get Okuma Steve to password protect it probably. Plus be by request only like the boiler room.
What say you Steve can we make it happen?