Interesting history with this newest addition to the collection, Blip! The next m&g you make you should bring it with you. I, personally, would like to see how it operates.
I don’t know ‘moon…I’m not conviced this takes the cake. Sure, a bran muffin, maybe but the whole cake???Should you feel you need assistance finding the dumbest stuff on the interwebs, there are many here who can assist you. You won’t even need to look around that long to identify them.
I would endorse the “cut and cover” solution. I cut two huge hollies down to the ground and painted this stuff on the exposed stumps:
I got it at my local seed & feed where the workers actually have experience with the things they sell. Get a throwaway paintbrush, pour this stuff straight into...