Technosapien

In no particular order............I like to cook for my family and friends. I am very organized. I like baked goods very much. I do not bake. I am a firm believer in Karma. I would like to travel more. I do not like selfish people. I think that human beings are odd creatures. I find irony funny. I love a witty double entendre. I think Gravitas is a fun word to say. I can rope things with a lariat. I used to play guitar. I cannot seem to remember any jokes...even the ones I find hilarious. I have never been called for jury duty. I am mostly deaf in my right ear. My right ear is lower on my head than my left one. I have a speech impediment. I am a quick learner and test well. I love my country and consider myself a patriot. Ventriloquists and clowns creep me out. I could accurately be described as "a breast man". I am horrible with names. Hey...dude! I would like to volunteer to colonize Mars. I have been knocked unconscious by a piece of furniture. I believe that there are other life forms in the universe. N = N* fp ne fl fi fc fL. Soldiers should be payed at least as much as our President. I am not physically able to "sleep in". I am very polite and honest. My favorite color is blue. I'm not fond of being cremated after death...but I guess it really wouldn't matter anyway. I think that people shouldn't make their pets wear clothes. I like playing Blackjack. I think Stevie Ray Vaughn was as much of a genius as Einstein. Low brow humor is my favorite. I think that sarcasm is an art form. I do not like horror movies. Farts are funny...there is no denying it. Bacon is delicious. I am a son, a brother and a Father. I have saved several peoples lives. I love cornbread. I think that fun is as important as work. I like to sometimes cuss and use words like aint and y'all. I would rather lead than follow.