Coming out of the store the other day and a crackhead pulled me aside;
Him; Hey man, I got that good good for you
Me: What you got
Him: You look like you could use a computer
Me: What kind you got
Him: I got that one with the fruit on it
Me: Oh! A MacBook. How much
Him: I usually charge...
I got one of my weekly calls from the car warranty folks checking in with me. I told him I just bought a 2022 Tesla. He hung up before I could tell him how great it is. :D