If I'm not stepping on anyones toes, I'll offer $900. I would like to offer more but that is all the cash I have on hand. If anyone would like to offer more, please feel free.
For the record, I LOVE the IRS and I think Joe Biden is doing an amazing job. I also am very glad to know everything I say private or otherwise is being monitored. God bless our government!!!
Welp, would probably end up in jail if I was around the top left choice. The hot chick on the right would have me in the poor house in no time. The fake horse probably wouldn't live long after "it" received it's shots and had to live on horse feed. So I'll go with the beauty on the bottom right.